- 1st
- 02:45 pm
How do you confuse a blonde?
- 2nd
- 03:19 pm
I'm blue, oh you better BELIEVE it...
- 7 comments
08:56 pmFirst, I'd like to thank...
- 2 comments
09:29 pmYeah, it's so small I gotta use a magnifying glass to find it...beat THAT, punk!
- 5 comments
- 4th
- 11:09 pm
A post about Friends
- 3 comments
- 5th
- 11:31 pm
Gypsy, acid queen
- 2 comments
- 6th
- 08:34 pm
The colors know me so well
- 1 comment
10:47 pmI need a stress ball to pop
- 5 comments
- 7th
- 12:44 pm
Skip de la loo
- 1 comment
06:46 pmI'm one-third gay...does that mean I like people who are one-third male?
- 3 comments
10:51 pmHey, someone be MY bitch
- 4 comments
- 8th
- 12:44 pm
*swish swish*
- 2 comments
- 9th
- 01:30 am
r_r and icons...anyone see a connection? Hypocrite, eh?
- 6 comments
06:49 pmMarch in lockstep, just like me
- 2 comments
11:30 pmHoly Crap, it's...Califia?!?
- 11th
- 11:35 pm
THUMP, WHUMP, BUMP....TA-DAAA, still alive!
- 1 comment
- 12th
- 05:52 pm
*stabs Pat*
- 3 comments
- 13th
- 12:01 am
Greetings, earthling!
- 2 comments
07:19 pmTo be [out] or not to be [out]
- 14th
- 09:34 pm
Take my breasts...please.
- 15th
- 12:52 am
(no subject)
- 2 comments
08:09 pmATTENTION!
- 7 comments
11:12 pmgrrrrrrrr
- 8 comments
- 16th
- 01:26 am
Tick tock, tick tock
- 1 comment
02:45 pmLet's try this again...
- 9 comments
04:13 pmHemingway vs. Camus, indeed
- 6 comments
05:56 pmFriends Rules
- 17th
- 01:45 pm
I pick up a pen for this
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04:58 pm"So then I won this pissing contest..."
- 18th
- 01:14 am
Icon make them, too
- 5 comments
01:49 amYou've been a sinful boy...time for the BUTT SPANKING!
- 2 comments
02:19 pmYes, he's 6'2" and blonde, with a swimmer's build...ain't that right, Aunt Petunia?
- 19th
- 05:45 pm
I can stop counting...I'll stop in three minutes...two minutes, fifty-five seconds...
- 3 comments
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- 20th
- 12:48 pm
LJ milestone...
- 4 comments
10:25 pmYay. You get to find out what kind of Barbie I am.
- 2 comments
- 21st
- 05:33 pm
I hate being me when I suck this much
- 5 comments
- 22nd
- 01:51 pm
Around and around we go...
- 13 comments
- 23rd
- 12:33 am
Hold them up to the light. And stare.
- 2 comments
06:11 pmAnn Landers can't be dead...without her, what will people do with crappy old "how we met" stories?
- 24th
- 08:21 pm
Albert Einstein, ooh, his velocity just times my mass, SQUARED!
- 25th
- 04:49 pm
Ugh
- 16 comments
11:38 pmThe voices are trying to tell me something
- 1 comment
- 26th
- 08:20 am
The sun has no right to rise this early
- 3 comments
08:04 pmCastle Blanka moment - g'head, look at me blankly
- 7 comments
11:05 pmI shall dominate you...on your knees, you filthy worm!
- 28th
- 12:13 am
Now for the grand prize gold toaster oven...the answer is....
12:38 amUm...help?
- 4 comments