How do you confuse a blonde?
Jun. 1st, 2002 02:45 pmI have recently discovered that I cannot stand to hang around the eternally "socially conscious" for too long. You see, there is something everyone needs to understand about me before we can productively interact:
I AM NOT A SERIOUS PERSON.
At all.
Now there are a few things I am serious about, but it has long been my opinion that there is nothing in this world you cannot joke about, and almost nothing you cannot respectfully joke about. I cannot stand to be serious 24-fucking-7. The thing I don't like about people who pride themselves on always being socially conscious and "aware" is that - they so rarely can take a joke.
So I am going to school Monday, and I am going to find some of my straight bio boy buddies - the people I am increasingly the MOST comfortable around, not the least - and we will sit around and joke about how "women's studies" comes right before "zoology" in my college schedule, among other things, and if you have a problem with that, I really couldn't care less right now.
I AM NOT A SERIOUS PERSON.
At all.
Now there are a few things I am serious about, but it has long been my opinion that there is nothing in this world you cannot joke about, and almost nothing you cannot respectfully joke about. I cannot stand to be serious 24-fucking-7. The thing I don't like about people who pride themselves on always being socially conscious and "aware" is that - they so rarely can take a joke.
So I am going to school Monday, and I am going to find some of my straight bio boy buddies - the people I am increasingly the MOST comfortable around, not the least - and we will sit around and joke about how "women's studies" comes right before "zoology" in my college schedule, among other things, and if you have a problem with that, I really couldn't care less right now.