"Who pwns you?" - Fandom WINS!

[beandelphiki]

This is absolutely THE BEST THING I'VE READ IN AGES.

Ganked via fandomtossed on gj (but the post itself was made by an lj user), an anthropomorfic featuring FANDOM/LJ as a pairing.

Het (but don't let that stop you!), BDSM themes. VERY much NC-17, NSFW, etc.

Making Up Is Hard To Do

LJ's heart ached. "I'm sorry," he said. "It was a mistake."

"Yeah, it was." She didn't look at him. "Look, just get out of my face for a while, okay? I'm so mad at you, I could- I could-"

"What?" LJ eyed her warily. An angry Fandom was unpredictable and quite possibly dangerous.

Fandom's lips curled bitterly. "If I say 'kill you', will you suspend me for death threats?"


GO. READ.


Also? I've now discovered anthropomor_fic. I wasn't aware there was a community for this brand of crack. (Or, well, I didn't know where it was.) I'm betting that will be another place to find random funny when I'm bored.


*yawns* Long week. Customers have been so bitchy lately; it's great to come online to gems like this.

Comments

[papa-will.livejournal.com]

Like I said before, I really loved this fic.

But half way through giving a blowjob this morning, the worst pun in the world dawned on me...

het... LJ is the subbie boy... shouldn't the pairing be "LJ/Fandomme" ??

It's a good thing I didn't start laughing, it would've ruined anything.