"Who pwns you?" - Fandom WINS!

This is absolutely THE BEST THING I'VE READ IN AGES.

Ganked via fandomtossed on gj (but the post itself was made by an lj user), an anthropomorfic featuring FANDOM/LJ as a pairing.

Het (but don't let that stop you!), BDSM themes. VERY much NC-17, NSFW, etc.

Making Up Is Hard To Do

LJ's heart ached. "I'm sorry," he said. "It was a mistake."

"Yeah, it was." She didn't look at him. "Look, just get out of my face for a while, okay? I'm so mad at you, I could- I could-"

"What?" LJ eyed her warily. An angry Fandom was unpredictable and quite possibly dangerous.

Fandom's lips curled bitterly. "If I say 'kill you', will you suspend me for death threats?"


GO. READ.


Also? I've now discovered anthropomor_fic. I wasn't aware there was a community for this brand of crack. (Or, well, I didn't know where it was.) I'm betting that will be another place to find random funny when I'm bored.


*yawns* Long week. Customers have been so bitchy lately; it's great to come online to gems like this.

"SERIOUSLY?"

I belong to a lot of communities - 121, to be exact. And I know of many more which I have never bothered to join, cannot join, or would prefer NOT to join which I pop into every now and then.

So I don't exactly keep up with all of them. Some I read obsessively, some I read on a semi-regular basis, some I wander through every once in a while to see what's up, and some I just "keep on hand."

Slow communities in particular I don't tend to keep up with. One of those is asthmatics, which has about 2-4 posts per month. More than half of those posts are of no interest to me. So I barely ever bother reading that community, although occasionally I check in and find something mildly interesting.

Today, I was reading back through the posts for the past four months or so, and found a post that opened with:

Hello everyone. My name is Sarah and I'm an asthmatic.

In a community.

For people.

WITH ASTHMA.


I'm currently experiencing "brain clog." It's characterized by a sense of BRANE 'ASPLODEY, and often a general inability to get words out straight.

It's caused by an overload of smart-ass remarks jumbling up in your head in response to overwhelming levels of MORON.