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May. 5th, 2002 11:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
YAY! Everyone can IGNORE the last entry! It's ALL good!
Yahoo was just having fits, I guess, but now both accounts work with the same email. *grin* And the first one that had the password that wasn't working...well the password is now working again. Strange, but yay.
I was thinking that I just had karmic debts due to me for being such a sneaky, deceitful brat - lying everywhere, about everything, w/ a whole bunch of fake names for different things I'm not supposed to be poking my nose in (especially at "this age") but, fuck, the universe still likes me. So I can go on being my usual sneaky self, ha ha.
So Johnny asked in his journal who wants what kinda plastic surgery. Hmmmmm....
I think
1)Chest surgery, obviously. Like, soon.
2)Possibly phalloplasty in Europe. Not sure about this one yet.
3)Possibly a nose job, if my nose ends up looking too small for my face. (It's cute and kinda pointy and a bit too small as it is.)
4)Possibly jaw implants for a more manly jaw - probably not, though. I'm hoping T will firm things up sufficiently.
5)Possibly pec implants. I hate working out, and I have bad genes. 'Nuff said.
6)Probably electrolysis. I HATE fur.
7)Definitely teeth whitening. (My kids are gonna brush three times a day if I have to chain them to the bathroom sink.)
8)Maybe laser eye surgery. I dunno, tho, I'm kinda attached to my glasses.
Yahoo was just having fits, I guess, but now both accounts work with the same email. *grin* And the first one that had the password that wasn't working...well the password is now working again. Strange, but yay.
I was thinking that I just had karmic debts due to me for being such a sneaky, deceitful brat - lying everywhere, about everything, w/ a whole bunch of fake names for different things I'm not supposed to be poking my nose in (especially at "this age") but, fuck, the universe still likes me. So I can go on being my usual sneaky self, ha ha.
So Johnny asked in his journal who wants what kinda plastic surgery. Hmmmmm....
I think
1)Chest surgery, obviously. Like, soon.
2)Possibly phalloplasty in Europe. Not sure about this one yet.
3)Possibly a nose job, if my nose ends up looking too small for my face. (It's cute and kinda pointy and a bit too small as it is.)
4)Possibly jaw implants for a more manly jaw - probably not, though. I'm hoping T will firm things up sufficiently.
5)Possibly pec implants. I hate working out, and I have bad genes. 'Nuff said.
6)Probably electrolysis. I HATE fur.
7)Definitely teeth whitening. (My kids are gonna brush three times a day if I have to chain them to the bathroom sink.)
8)Maybe laser eye surgery. I dunno, tho, I'm kinda attached to my glasses.
Re: not to burst your bubble...
Date: 2002-05-06 07:04 am (UTC)Yes there are such things about jaw implants, unless it's all a conspiracy to trick me. Here's a link to a site where you can get some info: www.plasticsurgery.org/surgery/faceimpl.htm
YES there are such things as pec implants and they are NOT the same thing as boob implants. They are for PECS and vain gay men trying to look more fuckable get them all the time. I shouldn't even give you a link, because it's not my problem if you can't check your info, but here it is: www.infoplasticsurgery.com/pecimplants.html
Lastly, I don't give a shit if I pissed you off. Don't read my journal if I piss you off, it's that simple.
Re: not to burst your bubble...
Date: 2002-05-06 08:14 am (UTC)Re: not to burst your bubble...
Date: 2002-05-06 10:02 am (UTC)I guess a lot of people object to plastic surgery - anything they don't consider necessary. But my thing is, if Mother Nature didn't give me the male bod I should have got, I'll get it myself, by whatever means possible. I'm willing to take my chances with whatever complications there are.
As for teeth whitening and eye surgery - I don't really consider those cosmetic. Whiter teeth can help you get better jobs (depending on the industry you're in, and I plan to be in some aspect of showbiz, where looks really count) and glasses are a pain in the butt.
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Date: 2002-05-06 12:24 pm (UTC)In my opinion, those jaw implants look terrible. When you go on T the fat in your face shifts around to give your face a squarer look regardless.
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Date: 2002-05-06 12:04 am (UTC)the phalloplasty in europe, are you referring to a specific doctor? Dr.Monstrey is well known over there for his excellent phalloplasty..if i have that procedure' im def. going to him
t will defintly reshape the jaw and it will be really easy to build pecs w/the t effects
i know they do chin implants, havent heard of jaw, my buddy had his jaw reshaped but he had TMJ and so it was more like mandatory surgery
xoxo goodnite
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Date: 2002-05-06 07:07 am (UTC)If you want info on jaw implants, check the link I left in the comment for firewalker.