Huh? Who? Oh. No.

[beandelphiki]

Got up about half an hour ago.

I just slept for...20 hours. Yes, 20 hours. Bzuh? Um, my back hurts.

I was going to have a bagel, but the bagels are moldy. So I'm having popsicles to break that 20-hour fast. Yeah.

I'm pretty sure my dreams included being abducted by aliens (no, sadly, not THAT alien...), and they were keeping me asleep/unconscious to examine me. I woke up in a little sleep bubble and didn't know where I was (but my glasses were neatly folded for me on a little shelf behind my head), and they accessed my memories of my bedroom to fool me so that when I felt around, I felt my own bed beneath my hands. They shimmered and shone like they were vessels full of light, and I couldn't look upon them, or maybe I've just read too much about Sparkledämmerung lately.

Also, my arm hurts. I think they hit a nerve taking blood.

*sluggish headshake* UGH.

WHUT.

Comments

[or_timelords]

Oh, you're awake! Good, good. I'm sorry about the bagel thing, I told the TARDIS to make them but she got the time dynamics a little mixed up; it happens, just a sign of getting older, isn't it, old girl?

Anyway, I hope this works for you, I tried to make it look like the place where I found you. Just don't look at the details too closely and you should be fine - er, yes. Sorry about the whole abduction thing - I'll explain later. For now, would you like a banana?

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. It was so tempting. Ignore me. ;)

[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

No, sorry, I'm lethally allergic to bananas. Okay, well, not technically to bananas - I might be lethally allergic to something which might be in any given banana. Hayfever. Yeah. So I don't eat 'em. I don't eat mangos either, for the same reason. Luckily, I don't like either.

*yawns* *beams* You got chicken? Or anything that tastes like chicken?

LOL FTW. Though I'm probably way too old to be so amused.

[or_timelords]

How fascinating! I met a Glerk once who was lethally allergic to the spoken letter combination x-a-c-o-r-i-c-o. Which didn't really give him a lot of trouble, since the Glerk communicate only by grunting. We did get into a spot of trouble when we met the Slitheen, though.

Er, right, chicken! No, unfortunately I don't have any chicken. I've got some bicken, though. Or cheef, whichever you prefer.

I go by the philosophy that if you're amused by it, you're not too old for it. xD