I don't THINK so

[beandelphiki]

Something I SO don't want to see in a guy's description of sex with his wife:

The phrase, "I could see her getting aroused," after spending what sounds like a decent amount of time getting pegged in three separate positions (i.e. long enough for her to get tired in each position). There's no mention of her being involved as anything but a dildo-holder until that point, and he doesn't make it sound as if she had an orgasm at all.

I mean, WHAT? What the hell was this guy doing the whole damn time?! He makes it sound as if her arousal was some little bonus to his own experience.

And oh, okay, maybe this time was a gift for him. They're married, after all. Except for the part where he kindly makes a note that maybe next time he'll bring her off first so he won't need to worry about her later. And because that gets him hot; although not, apparently, hot enough for that to have occurred to him as anything other than an afterthought.

WTF?! *imagines putting on some ass-kicking boots* If your wife is banging you like a screen door in a hurricane, it might be nice of you to return the favour eventually, yeah.

Some people.

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[hry2007.livejournal.com]

That shit is just not on.

[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

Especially when his wife seems good, giving and game.

[siegeengine.livejournal.com]

that sort of thing is private, anyway. The fact that he was describing such things in a public forum is a bad sign to start with. There is a certain delicacy in privacy which is absent when things are shared with others that one doesn't know well.

[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

That's a good point. I mean, people were reviewing a particular toy on the forum, but I don't see any need to describe it that graphically.

Actually kind of odd, now that I think of it. Although if you were doing it anonymously, in a forum where people were all sharing similar things it might be different. (Like bad_sex/good_sex.) But in a thread where people are reviewing, most people are just posting how well it worked, problems they had, whatever.

Yeah. Odd.