Vent

[beandelphiki]

Aren't we incredible creatures? *smirk*

I don't want to be a slave to one experience; I'd rather be a slave to experience in general.

I was reflecting tonight on how, after thousands of years of being slaves to our glands, we finally have the technology to change that. And what do we do? Make drugs to ENHANCE arousal. Rather than contain it so we can do something more useful with our lives than fuck like bunnies and create little snotty, smelly whiny copies of ourselves and be ridiculously proud that we created another piece of waste matter that will grow up to be an obnoxious smoker who tailgates you all the way through the school zone.

Speaking of smokers, the next time one lights up right beside me at the bus stop and blows smoke in my face, I think I'll rip that shit right out of their mouth and throw it in a puddle. And when they get mad, I'll pull a knife and say, "How about if I KILL you? You won't need a smoke then!"

But I wouldn't. That would be rude.

God, I hate humanity tonight.

Comments

[criminalasylum.livejournal.com]

You know I thought that, I wasn't sure. But I did think it. So atleast we're on the same track right?

I would rather slit their throat when the inhale so they can watch as their smoke slowly comes out of the hole I left in their throat, but to each his own, right?

[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

That's a fantastic image.

[siegeengine.livejournal.com]

Damn, guy, who pissed you off and what did they do?

D'ya want me to tell you what I'd do to drunk drivers? It's really graphic.
Only if it would help.

[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

Nobody exactly pissed me off...I'm just sick and tired of the occasional need to "shower." I keep thinking I could be a better person without it.

Oh, and I have issues with smokers, but that's not new. :P *cradles bad lung*

[siegeengine.livejournal.com]

wow... I never would have pulled "shower" out of that rant.

[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

It doesn't follow from the bit about glands?

[siegeengine.livejournal.com]

no... I was thinking about "other" glands, especially since the rest of it was about sex and babies.
*shrugs*

[emptygirl.livejournal.com]

I feel ya on this post.
Actually, I *do* smoke, but you better believe I'm very conscience about where and who I do it around. My son is four now and I can honestly say I've never smoked around him, not even in the car. I don't allow people to light up in my house, and I never take him to any place that does, including restaurants.

I'm sure you wanted to know all that ;)

I hope you have an incredible 2004, Dan. Best wishes!!

--heather

[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

Replying super late, but ah well. It's nice to hear you're so careful about smoking. Too many people aren't nearly so careful around their kids. :)

Best wishes yourself!