The flame!cane is a reality...

OH MY HOLY FREAKIN' GOD!




...They accept money orders. And ship to Canada.



Yeah, so technically...I don't need a cane. And? It's a collector's item - see? It even says so at the top.

I didn't technically need a new LIGHTSABER either (with replica handle, realistic movement-sensitive sounds, and vibration on impact!), but... Well, let's just say I have a small collection.

I probably shouldn't have admitted that, though.

IT WILL BE MINE.