Many thanks to femalemisogyny

See here! Come look at how evil p0rn is. All on it's own power, it abuses little children, degrades women, and makes men into mindless automatons, unable to control their own dicks.


Porn is evil! It must be stopped! Porn will be responsible for the end of mankind as we know it.

Or...not.

How very odd

I finally just figured out what this weird feeling is.

I miss Frank.

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*blink*

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I can't even remember the last time I missed someone. I never do. And I've never been homesick in my life. Of course, everyone says, "I miss you," when they're supposed to; I just didn't realize until a few moments ago that I usually never mean it.

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*pokes feeling*

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Fascinating.