Sexual Purity Test

From this test here.

Here is the result of your ACL 400 Point Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 58 of 400 questions, making you 85.5% sexually pure (14.5% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 85.5% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 32%, based on a comparison of your test results with 81267 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 65.1%.


Okay...I am probably more "pure" than that. I think I was stretching a little at points, "well, that COULD be interpreted that way..." sort of thing. I always feel like taking some "purity" test mostly to do with sex (and I've taken a few) seems pointless when you can't answer yes to anything.

I also did wonder if you should say "yes" to something if you weren't willing...but then, I thought, it affects your purity anyway, right. So...yes.

The thing that really gets me is I seem to have almost as high a Weirdness Factor as people who are MUCH less "pure." That's interesting. I wonder why that is. I mean...that would have to mean that the things I said yes to, few as they are, are pretty weird.

Oh. Um.

I...

*looks at the corner he just painted himself into*

I...

*shifty look* That's not what I collect old Coke bottles for. Really!

*runs*