Take my breasts...please.

It is not possible to wear a [tummy trimmer] binder while trick riding your bike. 'Tis NOT possible.

R-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-p! POP!

I can't find my watch right now, which is just leading me to think about time, and how panicked it makes me to be unable to constantly check how much of my life has drained away since I last looked at the little flashing numerals...

( Tick tock, tick tock )