Wankery!

[beandelphiki]

fandom_wank is back! fandom_wank is back! Whoo!

On Journalfen.net this time.

Hurry, catch it before it gets deleted again!

Seriously, they need to make a site like ljdrama did.

Some funny threads/posts:



You'll want to check out the stories on this site

And especially this




Originally posted by katemonkey, here is a message board thread where a girl complains that she thinks femslash is gross, and this is because she is straight, and likes to read about boys together the same way straight boys like Playboy lesbians. Whee! Ensures much annoyance from our wank-lovers.

sorchar:
"Because even though I like m/m slash, I want you all to be assured that I am Very, Very Straight. Even if I am a girl, I don't want to read about two girls together because it might call into question the fact that I am Very, Very Straight. I like boys. Boys only. I am Very, Very Straight. Do we all get this? Good. Don't forget. Femslash=icky, if you, like me, are Very, Very Straight."

Idiot.


pradaloz:
I thought the answer to that question was obvious..if you're a straight girl you're gonna want m/m...if you're a straight guy you're gonna want f/f. **snip** I mean, when a straight girl hears "Draco/Harry" they wanna read the fic more than if they heard "Hermione/Ginny".

Oh, totally. I can't imagine a single het woman being turned on by any story that wastes time on female sexuality. It's just too hard to identify with!

p.s. When did the Straight Girls Local 301 vote to make her our spokeswoman? And, why was I not informed?


kimera:
Considering I'm a (technically) straight girl who reads f/f, and that I know straight guys who reads m/m... all I can say is that if she's our spokeswoman, can we hold a no confidence vote?


Buah ha ha. Indeed.

*huggles comm*

Comments

[i-drink-febreze.livejournal.com]

Being a not-so-straight female, I can't read femslash either. I mean, I like girls and all, but I can't read about them like I do about guys. I pretty much only read m/m band slash. Can't read het either.

[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I like girls, but I really don't like most femslash. There's some exceptions, but generally, no. I don't like it.


So go figure. You'd think that people who are fans of slash would have a little more understanding about the complexities of human sexuality. But no. The human race lets me down again. le sigh.


Hehe, band slash amuses me. Which band(s)?

[i-drink-febreze.livejournal.com]

Er... heh, it all started with Good Charlotte. Then I moved on to other cutie pie boy bands like Linkin Park and Simple Plan. Now I've been getting into punk band slash, like Rancid, MEST, and AFI. I read at kinky_twincest, musicfic and different writing journals of authors who don't like the communities as much.

Oh, and I've read like... 2 novel length Harry Potter fics, one of which is still in progress. That's the extent of my HP slash reading.