LOTR thingy
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beandelphikiOkay, I normally DON'T do surveys at all, but I decided to do this LOTR one.
Which, considering I've seen each movie ONCE and read the books, uh...not at all...was probably not the swiftest thing I ever did.
You, Legolas, alone in one room. What do you do?
Muaa. As sad, SAD and pathetic as this probably is coming from my avowedly (mostly) heterosexual self, I agree fully with Aerin here.
You, Arwen, alone in one room. What do you do?
See #1. Oh, except nix fucking Aragorn. His hair is greasier than my sister's, and that's saying something. That Eowyn babe, now...*drool*
We sadly lost 3 when he fell into....ummm...ok, we just lost him.
Who? I feel like we're talking about Gandalf here, but I'm not sure. Don't you guys know he comes back, and he goes Travolta, a la Saturday Night Fever? C'mon, you're not convincing me that's not polyester.
What gift would you ask of the Elves?
Um, something cool. A bow of my own, that's it. And since I'm Canadian, it would be nice if they could show me the trick to that walking-on-snow thing.
What race would you most like to be?
Elf. Heck, I've ALREADY got the pointy ears.
Would you keep it secret? Would you keep it safe?
What, the ring? Oh, sure. Did you say those come in pints?
If you would keep it secret and safe, would you be the Ring-bearer, or would you swear to protect the Ring-bearer?
Ring-bearer, of course. I wouldn't trust anyone else to the job.
Are you evil? Evil enough to become a tool of Sauron?
Depends on how much you piss me off...
If you had to be one of the nasty/evil creatures (i.e. the Balrog, the Cave Troll, an orc, Ring Wraith, etc) what one would you be, and why?
The Balrog. That fire-whip thing was beyond cool.
If you didn't know the Ring was The One Ring, but you knew it made you disappear and such, what would you do with it?
Go fight crime! ...Okay, well, nobody would miss the magazines and candy bars if crimes were mysteriously being stopped from happening, right?
...I meant BIG crimes!
Pippin and Merry - are they really okay guys, or just big nuisances?
They were fine, I suppose. I liked the bit of passionate, fiery speech at the end. Was that Merry? Yeah.
The Ents, on the other hand, were annoying as heck.
Who kicks the most ass: Gandalf, Legolas, Strider, or Gimli?
Probably Gimli, because he's perfect height. Well, actually, he might be too short. Gandalf, then, he's got the staff. Oooh. *naughty thought*
Would you rather be an Archer, Wizard, or Ranger?
I AM a wizard, moron. Expelliarmus!
Who's your favorite character?
Legolas's bow. ...Quiet, I can hear you thinking about that.
Apparently, question seventeen was killed needlessly at Helm's Deep.
*gasp* Touched by a curse...and an evil curse at that.
If, for some odd reason, Aragorn and Legolas were to get in a fight, who do you think would win (and why)?
Give me a break, if it were a FIST fight, Aragorn would win because Legolas would be too busy enjoying the roll on the floor.
Do you think the race of men is weak?
I dunno, does Hugh Grant count?
Does it make you sad to know the Elves are leaving these shores?
Huh?
If you've read the book and seen the movie, did you like both, or do you think one was better than the other?
Books....suck. Movies...tiresome. Bearable for little men caring about each other, and heavy moocha-moocha Aragorn/Legolas lust.
Okay, I'll try reading them again. But honestly, when I was 11, and I had a choice between LOTR and Charles Dickens...I chose Chuck.
Do you think the movie was an insult to Tolkien's genius?
*snort*
Any problem with the cast?
Orlando Bloom...too disturbingly pretty. I mean, we're supposed to believe that he's not human, but that's only supposed to be for the frickin' MOVIE.
Honestly...do you think Liv Tyler did a good job as Arwen, or are you glad she's in the movie just because she's hot?
Actually, I think she's just better at pulling off the blueish light than most women. It's all about the blue.
What do you think of the choice to cut Tom Bombadil?
Who? What?
Was the Balrog all you had hoped for?
....hoped...for...?
Any other changes from the book to the movie that irritate you?
YEAH! What the HELL was that Harry-falls-from-flying-car thing?!?! Huh? Huh? Anybody?
How about that special-edition DVD, pretty cool, or no?
They're always cool.
Lastly, what was your favorite bit of the movie?
Where Aragorn finally throws Legolas down on the floor and shags him ROTTEN...
...wait, was that in a movie?
Which, considering I've seen each movie ONCE and read the books, uh...not at all...was probably not the swiftest thing I ever did.
You, Legolas, alone in one room. What do you do?
Muaa. As sad, SAD and pathetic as this probably is coming from my avowedly (mostly) heterosexual self, I agree fully with Aerin here.
You, Arwen, alone in one room. What do you do?
See #1. Oh, except nix fucking Aragorn. His hair is greasier than my sister's, and that's saying something. That Eowyn babe, now...*drool*
We sadly lost 3 when he fell into....ummm...ok, we just lost him.
Who? I feel like we're talking about Gandalf here, but I'm not sure. Don't you guys know he comes back, and he goes Travolta, a la Saturday Night Fever? C'mon, you're not convincing me that's not polyester.
What gift would you ask of the Elves?
Um, something cool. A bow of my own, that's it. And since I'm Canadian, it would be nice if they could show me the trick to that walking-on-snow thing.
What race would you most like to be?
Elf. Heck, I've ALREADY got the pointy ears.
Would you keep it secret? Would you keep it safe?
What, the ring? Oh, sure. Did you say those come in pints?
If you would keep it secret and safe, would you be the Ring-bearer, or would you swear to protect the Ring-bearer?
Ring-bearer, of course. I wouldn't trust anyone else to the job.
Are you evil? Evil enough to become a tool of Sauron?
Depends on how much you piss me off...
If you had to be one of the nasty/evil creatures (i.e. the Balrog, the Cave Troll, an orc, Ring Wraith, etc) what one would you be, and why?
The Balrog. That fire-whip thing was beyond cool.
If you didn't know the Ring was The One Ring, but you knew it made you disappear and such, what would you do with it?
Go fight crime! ...Okay, well, nobody would miss the magazines and candy bars if crimes were mysteriously being stopped from happening, right?
...I meant BIG crimes!
Pippin and Merry - are they really okay guys, or just big nuisances?
They were fine, I suppose. I liked the bit of passionate, fiery speech at the end. Was that Merry? Yeah.
The Ents, on the other hand, were annoying as heck.
Who kicks the most ass: Gandalf, Legolas, Strider, or Gimli?
Probably Gimli, because he's perfect height. Well, actually, he might be too short. Gandalf, then, he's got the staff. Oooh. *naughty thought*
Would you rather be an Archer, Wizard, or Ranger?
I AM a wizard, moron. Expelliarmus!
Who's your favorite character?
Legolas's bow. ...Quiet, I can hear you thinking about that.
Apparently, question seventeen was killed needlessly at Helm's Deep.
*gasp* Touched by a curse...and an evil curse at that.
If, for some odd reason, Aragorn and Legolas were to get in a fight, who do you think would win (and why)?
Give me a break, if it were a FIST fight, Aragorn would win because Legolas would be too busy enjoying the roll on the floor.
Do you think the race of men is weak?
I dunno, does Hugh Grant count?
Does it make you sad to know the Elves are leaving these shores?
Huh?
If you've read the book and seen the movie, did you like both, or do you think one was better than the other?
Books....suck. Movies...tiresome. Bearable for little men caring about each other, and heavy moocha-moocha Aragorn/Legolas lust.
Okay, I'll try reading them again. But honestly, when I was 11, and I had a choice between LOTR and Charles Dickens...I chose Chuck.
Do you think the movie was an insult to Tolkien's genius?
*snort*
Any problem with the cast?
Orlando Bloom...too disturbingly pretty. I mean, we're supposed to believe that he's not human, but that's only supposed to be for the frickin' MOVIE.
Honestly...do you think Liv Tyler did a good job as Arwen, or are you glad she's in the movie just because she's hot?
Actually, I think she's just better at pulling off the blueish light than most women. It's all about the blue.
What do you think of the choice to cut Tom Bombadil?
Who? What?
Was the Balrog all you had hoped for?
....hoped...for...?
Any other changes from the book to the movie that irritate you?
YEAH! What the HELL was that Harry-falls-from-flying-car thing?!?! Huh? Huh? Anybody?
How about that special-edition DVD, pretty cool, or no?
They're always cool.
Lastly, what was your favorite bit of the movie?
Where Aragorn finally throws Legolas down on the floor and shags him ROTTEN...
...wait, was that in a movie?
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Date: 2003-01-07 04:33 am (UTC)highly entertaining as always :)
and enlightening! ;)
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Date: 2003-01-07 06:39 am (UTC)You are MOST entertaining, Dan :)