Yay!!!!

[beandelphiki]

Okay, I'm not sure how many of you guys are going to remember when I last posted about the guy who calls himself The Superior Master but he's still alive and well (unfortunately) on Yahoo!, and now he's invaded one of my favorite groups. Grr. Do you think I'm going to put up with this forever? Fuck, no.

And when he posted more of his drivel the day after Christmas, I decided to say something.



the_superior_master2 posted: [That's the second account he's had? Or there's another asshole like him? Doesn't bear thinking about.]

Hello again Homos,

I have been reading some of the posts that you fags post in response to me and
I think they are fucking hilarious! Blah Blah Blah is what it sounds like to
me. You can say what you will about me, but the fact of the matter is, you're a
faggot and Im not! I am a young straight white superior being. Maggots like you
were BORN to SERVE men like me. A faggot is not a man, faggots cant reproduce,
therefore faggots are worthless! Straight men are your GODS and you only
purpose is to serve them!

Im sure many of you will bitch and moan after this is posted, but I don't give
a rats ass what you say. You can say what you will, but do I care, FUCK NO.

If you really what to see what it is like to serve and/or be owned by a young
white superior being, have a look at me. I have owned faggots before and am now
looking for NEW PROPERTY. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO JOIN MY GROUP IF YOUR LOOKING FOR
FAGSEX! Cause it will NOT happen in my group! I am NOT a fuckin queer, I will
not have sex with you, I will not even tolerate fagsex talk! NO EXCEPTION TO
THIS!. Got it bitchs? And If I permit you to join, you WILL comply with the
instructions given in the welcome message.

Superior Master



[Please note I am NOT out as trans on this board. Although, my lack of true "breeder"-ness is only due to a technicality. So I don't feel too guilty about claiming "breeder" status.]



boy_in_mets_cap posted:

Heh, yes, I agree with you Superior Master, gay men can't reproduce,
and we straight men can. That's why they call us "breeders." And it's
pathetic little dingleberries like you that give us breeders a bad
name. It's disgusting that you think you epitomize what a straight
man is.

I assume Donnie [the mod] has let you remain posting to this group because
there ARE actually men here who would want to serve a worthless
bastard with Tops Disease.{*} But I'm fucking sick and tired of seeing
this SHITE in my inbox.

I think the great Billy Connelly put it best:

"Shut yer cakehole!"

-Dan

P.S. There's your "blah blah blah." Enjoy.



donniebandit [the mod] posted:

HA HA!!!!!!!!! YOU GO, boy_in_Mets_cap!!! Here, Here! (Applause)
Personally, I find "Superior Master's" posts to be quite amusing,
and I view them as such. If any of you guys are truly that offended
by what he says, please reply to me and I WILL ban him from the
group. Meanwhile, lighten up and enjoy the fun.

Peace,
DONNIE (Founder)



I am VERY happy about Donnie's response. (Well, except for the "lighten up" part. I mean, that WAS light! *grin*) This message wasn't posted for a couple of days, and I worried that he screened it to avoid a fight or something. Which would have meant actually emailing this asshole if I REALLY wanted to say something. Which upset me very much, because I wanted the beef out in the open - not because I WANT to clutter people's inboxes, but...you know... I wanted it OUT there.

So, yes. I am happy tonight. I feel like emailing Donnie and thanking him or something.

*Edit: "Tops Disease" gacked from robkaiote

Further Edit: Oh, and that whole "I think the great Billy Connell...'Shut yer cakehole!'" bit nabbed from hedwig_the_owl. I think that's it.

Comments

[prettyboi.livejournal.com]

o_O what in the fuck?
is he gay or what?
*pardon my 17 yr old sheltered naiveness*
but if he truely is straight, I have never heard a straight man sound so gay...
that was full of all sorts of suck my dick and I'm going to fuck you innuendos. o_O really quite interesting. I bet you he probebly is gay and this is the only way he can find to indulge in it. I used to torture this one obviously gay kid at school, but that's because I knew what he was before he did o_O I know don't ask...

If this is some sort of kinky fetish uhh * reconsiders being gay* no wait , love Kenny can't not be gay *snaps fingers* damn... *is scared of fetishes*

umm yeah that is all
-David-

[archanglrobriel.livejournal.com]

Sweetie you would not -beeeelieve- the vast number of men who pop up in gay chatrooms, glory holes and online trolling sites who are proudly, defiantly screaming about how straight they are and doing exactly what you surmised this guy is doing - trolling for dick. I've seen so many ads where "straight man seeks same for hot M2M action". Uh. Ok. Whatever. Self loathing much?

The really frightening part of all this? Well the two frightening aspects of this...one, that a lot of these macho shithead bruisers will find some willing twink who'll let them brutalize him to assuage his own feelings of guilt and self loathing over being a "faggot" and TWO, a lot of these "straight" guys reside deep in the closet and hence, have a nice, happy, clueless wife at home that doesn't realize that her Promise Keeper hubby is actually cattin' around the web looking for "discreet" encounters with other guys. And the poor woman is clueless, so of course, she can't take steps to protect herself from the wide variety of STD's hubby is exposing her to...
...every time I see these guys showing up with their wedding rings at cruise-a-toriums I want to stomp them. At least we Out fags don't bring STD's home to innocent people. At least we don't disrupt the lives of poor clueless women and children with our inability to be real with ourselves about what we are. *snort*

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[prettyboi.livejournal.com]

self loathing much?

totally. that's just horrible, I can't believe anyone would go along with shit. *shakes head* and I agree with you on the STD thing, it's horrible.

oh! guess what I discovered? how to listen to the cast's commentary for LotRs *grins*
fuuuuun

-David-