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May. 7th, 2002 11:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
beandelphikiSo yesterday I didn't go to school. (I wanted to update, but the damn connection was down.) So here I am...we had a very snowy day yesterday. Forty cm or some such shit. And it's May. Well, that's Canada for you. Just think, we get to do this all over again in October, or maybe September.
For anyone who hasn't read Lester's journal entry on this, I urge you to do so. It's hilarious. I haven't yet figured out how you link to a specific entry, so you'll have to scroll back a few entries, it's the one titled "Snow Day."
So I spent two hours yesterday shoveling snow off our walkway and driveway and such. Normally my dad would do it, but he's in Ontario this month, so I'm "man of the house" - my mom's words, not mine. Now my whole body hurts. I hate being so pathetically weak.
I stole this from Jamie
SEX SURVEY
1. Had sex? No. So, you see, this survey response will be sad, but I'll salvage what I can.
8. Written an erotic story? Not yet...hopefully, I'm gearing up for it.
19. Shaved your pubic hair? I warned the squeamish! Yes, I have, but ONLY because there was this girl I had the BIGGEST case of the hots for who said she wouldn't sleep with a girl who wasn't shaved. (My pathetic attempts to seduce her I won't torture anyone with, however.) I immediately regretted it...it looked like little bugs crawling over my crotch when it grew in, it HURT and ITCHED like a bitch, no matter what I did, and I think shaved crotches just look gross, anyway. Girls, I don't recommend it, don't expect it, and furthermore, DON'T LIKE IT.
22. Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.)? Since the next question asks you if you've done this during sex with someone else, obviously it means solo sex. So yeah.
31. Had sex w/ a teacher? Someone tried...
72. Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? Not by choice...
73. Looked at a nude magazine? Hah, OF COURSE. What boy hasn't?....but you know, it wasn't that sexy.
74. Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? Why, when you have the Internet?
79. Flashed someone? Hah, yeah. Horny boys are fun to tease...I STILL think so. But I wouldn't do it now.
87. Masturbated? See my answer to question 22.
90. Masturbated covertly in public? Yes, but I was a kid, and I would NEVER do that now.
94. Had phone sex? Not by choice...dirty old man, brr.
97. Been photographed nude? Not by choice...*sighs*
101. Role-played a sexual situation? This is getting interesting! No, but OMG, sweet. I got hot ones.
102. Taken a part in transvestitism? I'm trying to see how that would be possible.
103. Used a blindfold during sex? I think most of the time I'd want them to SEE what I was doing, heh. (I really do think I'm dominant, have I ever mentioned that? Not that that's required of guys...but I am. Seriously. I think. Y'know, w/ no experience.)
104. Used handcuffs? You think I'm NOT going to do that? Hah.
105. Inflicted pain? Depends on your definition of pain.
106. Received pain? Too much. Not going there willingly.
107. Nipple clips? Crazy. NO.
108. Sex dice? I have to admit I have no clue what that is.
109. Used whips, chains, cat-o-nine-tails, etc.? Not yet. Maybe.
110. Received an electric shock during sex? NO, NEVER. I will continue to avoid anything that could be mistaken for reparative therapy.
111. Drawn blood? Mmmmm, blood... No one ever takes me seriously when I say that. Well, it's a mild fetish. I vant to be a vampire!
112. Pierced your genitals or nipples. No, and I never will.
Hah, fun.
For anyone who hasn't read Lester's journal entry on this, I urge you to do so. It's hilarious. I haven't yet figured out how you link to a specific entry, so you'll have to scroll back a few entries, it's the one titled "Snow Day."
So I spent two hours yesterday shoveling snow off our walkway and driveway and such. Normally my dad would do it, but he's in Ontario this month, so I'm "man of the house" - my mom's words, not mine. Now my whole body hurts. I hate being so pathetically weak.
I stole this from Jamie
SEX SURVEY
1. Had sex? No. So, you see, this survey response will be sad, but I'll salvage what I can.
8. Written an erotic story? Not yet...hopefully, I'm gearing up for it.
19. Shaved your pubic hair? I warned the squeamish! Yes, I have, but ONLY because there was this girl I had the BIGGEST case of the hots for who said she wouldn't sleep with a girl who wasn't shaved. (My pathetic attempts to seduce her I won't torture anyone with, however.) I immediately regretted it...it looked like little bugs crawling over my crotch when it grew in, it HURT and ITCHED like a bitch, no matter what I did, and I think shaved crotches just look gross, anyway. Girls, I don't recommend it, don't expect it, and furthermore, DON'T LIKE IT.
22. Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.)? Since the next question asks you if you've done this during sex with someone else, obviously it means solo sex. So yeah.
31. Had sex w/ a teacher? Someone tried...
72. Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? Not by choice...
73. Looked at a nude magazine? Hah, OF COURSE. What boy hasn't?....but you know, it wasn't that sexy.
74. Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? Why, when you have the Internet?
79. Flashed someone? Hah, yeah. Horny boys are fun to tease...I STILL think so. But I wouldn't do it now.
87. Masturbated? See my answer to question 22.
90. Masturbated covertly in public? Yes, but I was a kid, and I would NEVER do that now.
94. Had phone sex? Not by choice...dirty old man, brr.
97. Been photographed nude? Not by choice...*sighs*
101. Role-played a sexual situation? This is getting interesting! No, but OMG, sweet. I got hot ones.
102. Taken a part in transvestitism? I'm trying to see how that would be possible.
103. Used a blindfold during sex? I think most of the time I'd want them to SEE what I was doing, heh. (I really do think I'm dominant, have I ever mentioned that? Not that that's required of guys...but I am. Seriously. I think. Y'know, w/ no experience.)
104. Used handcuffs? You think I'm NOT going to do that? Hah.
105. Inflicted pain? Depends on your definition of pain.
106. Received pain? Too much. Not going there willingly.
107. Nipple clips? Crazy. NO.
108. Sex dice? I have to admit I have no clue what that is.
109. Used whips, chains, cat-o-nine-tails, etc.? Not yet. Maybe.
110. Received an electric shock during sex? NO, NEVER. I will continue to avoid anything that could be mistaken for reparative therapy.
111. Drawn blood? Mmmmm, blood... No one ever takes me seriously when I say that. Well, it's a mild fetish. I vant to be a vampire!
112. Pierced your genitals or nipples. No, and I never will.
Hah, fun.
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Date: 2002-05-07 11:29 pm (UTC)Your into girls, right? ;)
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Date: 2002-05-08 02:21 pm (UTC)Why do other doms freak you out?
Re:
Date: 2002-05-08 04:11 pm (UTC)Oohh Aaaah
Date: 2002-05-08 04:40 am (UTC)Re: Oohh Aaaah
Date: 2002-05-08 02:24 pm (UTC)Re: Oohh Aaaah
Date: 2002-05-08 05:52 pm (UTC)