Why does this always happen? Someone's going to start thinking I'm lying to them

[beandelphiki]

Okay, number one:

Missing child. Please pass the link on.

And number two, if you've sent me any emails or anything, I can't get to them. We tried ten times to turn our computer on this morning, and even Safe Mode kept crashing. I'm posting this from my aunt's; I don't know when I'll get regular computer access again.

This always happens at the worst possible time. I think our computer is evil, and it plans these things in advance.