I HAD to

[beandelphiki]

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	75% Never taken out of the packaging	58.3%
Shamelessness	76.2% Has yet to see self in mirror	74.3%
Sex Drive	84.2% The Pope is envious	71.6%
Straightness	94.6% Just go fuck something, okay?	36.1%
Gayness	96.4% Repressed, are we?	75.4%
Fucking Sick	81.4% Refreshingly normal	85.4%
You are 80.82% pure Average Score: 66.3%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

*turns reds*

Shut up, okay?