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The bathrooms closest to the costume shop, the drafting room and the theatre offices are naturally the bathrooms the techs use the most. So I end up using that washroom almost every day, and I've noticed the slowly growing amount of graffiti in there.

The thing I've ended up taking the most notice of is the hotmail addresses written on the wall. ("Fuck or BJ. Jeremy. somethingsomething@hotmail.com")

What the hell happened to "Call for a Good Time..."?!?!? Technology has changed everything.

(Probably the one that has amused me the most is the stall with explicit instructions written on the toilet paper holder on what you should do to get a bj in that bathroom, M-F, 12:30-3:00 pm. Beneath, someone has scrawled, "fucking fagot!" and either the first person or a third has replied, "duh!")

The end stall has a circle drawn on it in Sharpie pen, and the request, "Please cut a hole big enough for a c**k to fit through." Which got me thinking...

How, exactly, do gloryholes get made, anyway?

I mean, what are bathroom stall walls made of? Steel? What do you cut that with, to make a circle, while the wall is vertical?

The only way I can think of (and I admittedly know nothing) is to take a hand drill and a metal-working drill bit and drill holes all the way around the circle, then punch it out. But that would be hard on the drill, plus you would end up with a "rippled" edge that would need to be filed down. There must be a smoother way to do it.

On the off chance anyone has any ideas......?

Yuppers.

Date: 2002-09-17 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] criminalasylum.livejournal.com
Blow torch. All smooth and you get the melted effect. Whee, I've thought about it many a time.

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Date: 2002-09-17 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] queueball.livejournal.com
I'm glad I'm not the only one who wonders these things. :)

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Date: 2002-09-17 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beandelphiki.livejournal.com
Yeah, phew! ;)

now that...

Date: 2002-09-18 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siegeengine.livejournal.com
sounds like an interesting bathroom! ;)

Actually reminds me of one where I went to school once... I ended up in the supposed bj stall, at the appointed hour... strictly by accident, and totally sick and vomiting! Someone came and stood outside for a minute... then actually tapped on the door. And I was totally, completely sick. I mumbled something about, "go away, please..."

I've never forgotten that moment. And whatever the Fuck it was that caused me to be so sick right then. >:[

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