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beandelphikiDear Asshole Transit User,
So you like music. We all gathered that from the way you're blasting it.
Hey, I like music, too. In fact, I love it. I'm addicted to "classical" and jazz, and showtunes, and I understand why you'd want to make a tiring and over-stimulating transit ride easier by listening to music.
However, your enjoyment of music in the future will be greatly diminished if you suffer hearing loss from the loud volume of your music. Hell, the rest of us on this damn train might go deaf, too. You realize we can sing along? Yeah, the pain in my heart baaaby, nah nah nah. Do you assault random strangers with good music too, or just shitty pop?
What the hell is your problem? Do you not realize that not everyone in the world needs to hear the brilliance that is N*SYNC first bloody thing in the morning? Do you not give a shit if you make someone else's transit ride - tiring and overstimulating, remember? - even more unbearable than it already is?
I don't know about the others on this train, but personally, I hate you. I have a hard enough time with all the noise in this world. Imagine you lived in a garbage bin, and people were always slamming bats against the side of it. Not pleasant, is it? Well, that's what it's like for me all the fucking time, and then you come along with your horrendous taste in music and make it that much worse. Best of all, you completely ignore everyone else on the train, and refuse to meet anyone's eyes. And, Ms. Career Woman With the Attache Case, it's not because you can't make eye contact, I'm sure. No, it's because you know you're a rude bitch, and you don't care.
I hope you develop hyperacusis.
Sincerely,
Bean
So you like music. We all gathered that from the way you're blasting it.
Hey, I like music, too. In fact, I love it. I'm addicted to "classical" and jazz, and showtunes, and I understand why you'd want to make a tiring and over-stimulating transit ride easier by listening to music.
However, your enjoyment of music in the future will be greatly diminished if you suffer hearing loss from the loud volume of your music. Hell, the rest of us on this damn train might go deaf, too. You realize we can sing along? Yeah, the pain in my heart baaaby, nah nah nah. Do you assault random strangers with good music too, or just shitty pop?
What the hell is your problem? Do you not realize that not everyone in the world needs to hear the brilliance that is N*SYNC first bloody thing in the morning? Do you not give a shit if you make someone else's transit ride - tiring and overstimulating, remember? - even more unbearable than it already is?
I don't know about the others on this train, but personally, I hate you. I have a hard enough time with all the noise in this world. Imagine you lived in a garbage bin, and people were always slamming bats against the side of it. Not pleasant, is it? Well, that's what it's like for me all the fucking time, and then you come along with your horrendous taste in music and make it that much worse. Best of all, you completely ignore everyone else on the train, and refuse to meet anyone's eyes. And, Ms. Career Woman With the Attache Case, it's not because you can't make eye contact, I'm sure. No, it's because you know you're a rude bitch, and you don't care.
I hope you develop hyperacusis.
Sincerely,
Bean
