I can stop counting...I'll stop in three minutes...two minutes, fifty-five seconds...

I've come to the conclusion I spend WAY too much time on the 'puter. Why? Well, last night as I was eating dinner, I was suddenly struck by the urge to check email, so I dropped my fork and ran for the keyboard.

And even as I did it, I thought - what the fuck?

So I have resolved to stop spending so much time online. I KNOW that I have an obsessive-complusive personality, and it is not going to be fun to wean myself away from the computer while battling anxiety attacks because I HAVE to check my email, yes I HAVE to... Nevertheless, I'm going to do it.

Yes, I am. When I get off the computer this time.

Yes. Yes I am.

....must....check............email...