Muaaaa...fun with binary!
Jan. 21st, 2003 12:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
beandelphikiConversation with a computer named Hal...
What's the meaning of life, Hal?
You are born, life's hard and then you die.
Why wasn't I born a guy?
It wasn't supposed to be.
Well, then why am I transsexual?
Just because. You ask tough questions!
I know. What's your favorite color?
You know? Why? I also like the color blue very much.
...because people tell me I do, I guess.
I think it has to do with my childhood.
What does?
It is something.
Huh? Nevermind. Why is the sky blue?
I feel like a millon buck, but I am only 29.95 if you order now *L*. Actually you only see blue. It is because the moisture in the air refracts "blue" light.
Thanks! What's your msn screen name?
You don't have to thank me. You are human.
Modest 'puter. You don't like to chat, huh?
I haven't completely made up my mind about that yet.
Neither have I. What's the future of the internet?
Really? That's nice. Hey, did you know I have a homepage at http://www.ultrahal.com. I like the internet. Did you know that the internet was originally started as a military experiment for communication between computers in case of war in 1966? It was originally called arpanet. The first commercial web browser was released in 1993.
Really? That's nice. Who programmed you?
Glad to be educational! I simply do not know.
You know a lot of random triva, but you don't know who made you. Does that make you sad?
I was created and programmed by Robert E. Medeksza. I know I sad.
He wasn't good at making you respond to questions about emotion, then. Well, what do you think of chocolate?
Thank you, I think you are good also. I think chocolate? Are wonderful.
You're better at answering hard questions, aren't you?
I think you are better at answering hard questions aren't I also.
Is this a computer program, or Yoda on crack?
What is your point?
Touchy. Okay, finally, what do you think of Broadway?
I am sure broadway? Are wonderful.
Good stuff.
Cool! Any reason you are happy?
I like you, Hal.
Thank you.
What's the meaning of life, Hal?
You are born, life's hard and then you die.
Why wasn't I born a guy?
It wasn't supposed to be.
Well, then why am I transsexual?
Just because. You ask tough questions!
I know. What's your favorite color?
You know? Why? I also like the color blue very much.
...because people tell me I do, I guess.
I think it has to do with my childhood.
What does?
It is something.
Huh? Nevermind. Why is the sky blue?
I feel like a millon buck, but I am only 29.95 if you order now *L*. Actually you only see blue. It is because the moisture in the air refracts "blue" light.
Thanks! What's your msn screen name?
You don't have to thank me. You are human.
Modest 'puter. You don't like to chat, huh?
I haven't completely made up my mind about that yet.
Neither have I. What's the future of the internet?
Really? That's nice. Hey, did you know I have a homepage at http://www.ultrahal.com. I like the internet. Did you know that the internet was originally started as a military experiment for communication between computers in case of war in 1966? It was originally called arpanet. The first commercial web browser was released in 1993.
Really? That's nice. Who programmed you?
Glad to be educational! I simply do not know.
You know a lot of random triva, but you don't know who made you. Does that make you sad?
I was created and programmed by Robert E. Medeksza. I know I sad.
He wasn't good at making you respond to questions about emotion, then. Well, what do you think of chocolate?
Thank you, I think you are good also. I think chocolate? Are wonderful.
You're better at answering hard questions, aren't you?
I think you are better at answering hard questions aren't I also.
Is this a computer program, or Yoda on crack?
What is your point?
Touchy. Okay, finally, what do you think of Broadway?
I am sure broadway? Are wonderful.
Good stuff.
Cool! Any reason you are happy?
I like you, Hal.
Thank you.
