Yeah, fuck you too

[beandelphiki]

I'm so...mad.

Gah...David spent the entire drafting class poking me. Which was not so bad until we went to lunch and out of the blue, he told me that I'm straight, his ass. After weeks where he's seemingly accepted that I have a boyfriend but don't like guys...he suddenly tells me that if I'm straight, he's the Canadian Idol.

After that, everything he said or did today got on my nerves. And he was trying to, too. So I'm REALLY pissed.

The whole fucking world just better steer clear of me today.

Just leave...me...ALONE.

Grrrrrrrrr.

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[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

Piss me off???

Hahahahahahahah, that was GREAT! *giggles madly in the corner*

Okay...sorry. I'm not laughing at you or anything. I just thought this whole in-depth anylsis of his jokes was super funny. (I'm sure there's probably a way you could have said it without the psychobabble too, but hey. Like I said. Funny.)

He says that kind of shit all the time, and I'll tell you that it has way more to do with HIM than it does me. He thinks he's ugly, see. So he's always making these narcissistic remarks, but that's a cover.

hmm.. this is actually very similar in the dynamic of "sour grapes..." in that he tries to lessen your perceived desirability in order to instill a sense of fear in you that you aren't even as attractive as these other people, and are not attractive enough to bother with.

...Which might work except that I know I AM less attractive than Danny or Joe or Pat, and I am sooooo over that. Worrying over that is like, sooooo 11th grade. *snort*

My "gut" reaction is that he is not currently trying to get you, but that he wouldn't mind if he could.

Well, I could have told you THAT. After all, I'm male. :P

Just so we're clear on this.

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[siegeengine.livejournal.com]

oh.. heheh ;)
ok... it was fairly tongue in cheek.. but I didn't know if it came off that way.. esp with the psychobabble which I find very funny, too. ;)

Oh... and I'm sure you're sooooo not less attractive than those people. Send me a pic and I'll prove it to ya!

Well, I could have told you THAT. After all, I'm male. :P

ok.. heee!

*smooches you madly*
*has purchased used cleats on eBay*
(just fair warning)

[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

...

What are you going to DO with them? Honestly. :P

Post pics of who, Joe? Just go to any site that has pics of Leo DiCaprio. Like that, but his face is wider. :P

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[siegeengine.livejournal.com]

hahahaha....
oh Leo? yuk!
*holds nose*

*browses for shinguards*

[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

Uh-uh. You CANNOT get shinguards that fit on e-bay! You can't! It's tricky to get the right fit on these suckers, those HAVE TO BE an in-store buy. With someone helping you. Who knows what they're doing, and aren't just working there for the summer. :P

You don't like Leo?

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[siegeengine.livejournal.com]

really? I was going to buy some at the store today without trying them on. They come all sealed in plastic. I'm not sure if I can try them on. Only 3 sizes anyway.. SML... so.. *shrugs*

It says large is for anyone taller than 5'6 or something

um.. no not really...
do you?

[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but...different shinguards - different kinds - they fit differently. And get someone to help you and they will TOTALLY take them out of the plastic. They should. If you don't know if they fit, how can you buy them? (If you go to a store and they just give you "but the sizing is on the package" bullshit, they're not soccer players, they don't know what they're talking about. Go elsewhere. Like back to that guy who thought you should be a keeper.)

Um, of course not. But you don't?

[siegeengine.livejournal.com]

no I dun like the greasy little Leo.
no offense to him, of course..

I tried to look in the keeper's place... but...
he was so... um... attentive...
I felt I had to leave.

*hugs*

[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

Leo is greasy? And here I thought 2 million fangrrls couldn't be wrong. Heh. *amused* Well, I've gotten a close lookn at Joe, and I don't think he's greasy. :P (This is the weirdest theread ever.)

*blinks* Me not unnerstand... unattentive? So you had to leave?

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[siegeengine.livejournal.com]

Oh I missed this one!
sorry!!!
*hugs*

Um... no he was talking to me too much and looking at me too much... so I felt anxious, even though he was very kind and nice... but still... I had to get out of there...

Welcome to my world ;)

[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

Dur. Da Bean has to go home now.

'Bye. *hugs*

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[siegeengine.livejournal.com]

Bye!
Love You!!!!
*mad smooches*
*misses you*
*telephone in hand*

[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. And no, I thought you were serious. Hahaha. Which was what made it so funny. Damn, you spoiled it. *pouts*

;)

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[siegeengine.livejournal.com]

oh.. well..
was kinda serious
I mean.. I still believe that my interpretation is valid.
*folds arms*

;)