It's My Birthday! You're All Invited!

[beandelphiki]

Guess what, everyone?

I'm 18 today!

Whoo!

So, now look at what I can do! I can...

Um, I can...

...uh...

I can drink! Oh, wait...I don't like drinking.

I can look at porn! More! Legally! ....Oookay, never mind.




I can VOTE! That's it! That's what I can look forward to! *dances*

Yeah, baby...yeah baby.....

Comments

[archanglrobriel.livejournal.com]

Plus you're legally seductable. You're able to be arrested and thrown in grown up jail. You can get evil credit cards in your own name. You can actually go into smut shops and look around. You can buy a dog. You can sign a lease. You can rent a car. You can take someone to the People's Court. You can appear on Jerry Springer.
It's all good.
Happy Birthday!!