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NOTE TO SELF:

Do not, do NOT, chew Werther's Originals while hanging your head upside down under the tub faucet to wash your hair.** You will end up with a HORRIBLE taste in your mouth, and a sensation in your nose quite like you snorted Coca-Cola up it laughing.

(Actually, since I was also drinking Coke mere moments before...it might very well be that...)

When you go to blow your nose immediately afterward to rid yourself of the burning sensation, and you discover (TMI! TMI!) that the snotty mess is suspiciously caramel colored...yeah. Let's just not do that again, shall we?

SO GROSS. SO WRONG. AAAUUURRGH.

**A previous, unposted NOTE TO SELF reads: "Do not, do NOT attempt to bend the shower head like tha-... Damn."
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