*swish swish*

So Bagel suggested that when my parents introduce me as their "daughter, Dan" I should act like a huge flamer and tell people they call me their daughter, 'cuz I'm SOOO gay!

MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

Yes, I should do that, too. It would totally embarrass the fuck out of them. :D

I wouldn't really, tho, it's just one of those things you think about and never do, but gawd, that made my day!

Thanks, Bagel!