Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahahaha! Haha. Ha. Ha.
Jan. 5th, 2003 02:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
beandelphikiOkay. Go read this. You must.
she trys to turn her laptop all it does makes is a noise like it is diening.
Really? What is it eating?
____says he constrast up all the way and his monitor is still really dark.
Did you have him try the other knob? The one marked "Brightness"?
___ says havening problems with his sound coming out of speakers.
Ignoring the obvious grammatical errors in this ticket--isn't that what's supposed to be happening?
And man, these just get better...
Microsoft 2000, eh? I'll have to look this up in Technet...
Hey, that's what I have! That (l)user is right, it really runs slooow.
Please tell the lusers to keep their tools OFF of their computers. This is a family establishment.
Did they tell that to the guy who burned his penis?
OoooOOOoooo! I am the scary user-possessed ghost desk!
"I'm not a real man/I'm a ghost trapped in a beat,"....uh. Or something like that. Sorry.
Ah, yes, quike player. He's actually talking about Apple's QuickTime Player.
*pout* I thought we were talking about Quake...
Oh, man. This one gets my vote for "Best George Ticket of All Time". My hole area can't send e-mails either, but I don't consider that a problem. Perhaps I'm just different.
But in a GOOD way!
They want you to stick what, where, how many times?
Baby! *pounce*
And what is wrong with me, that a porn reference is the first thing that comes to mind when I read that ticket?
I think of p0rn when I see "ticket." Mmm. But that must be warped, because there's not even an R in ticket.
I had WAY too much fun reading this...
(Now I'm going to have fun with lj spellcheck. Whee!)
she trys to turn her laptop all it does makes is a noise like it is diening.
Really? What is it eating?
____says he constrast up all the way and his monitor is still really dark.
Did you have him try the other knob? The one marked "Brightness"?
___ says havening problems with his sound coming out of speakers.
Ignoring the obvious grammatical errors in this ticket--isn't that what's supposed to be happening?
And man, these just get better...
Microsoft 2000, eh? I'll have to look this up in Technet...
Hey, that's what I have! That (l)user is right, it really runs slooow.
Please tell the lusers to keep their tools OFF of their computers. This is a family establishment.
Did they tell that to the guy who burned his penis?
OoooOOOoooo! I am the scary user-possessed ghost desk!
"I'm not a real man/I'm a ghost trapped in a beat,"....uh. Or something like that. Sorry.
Ah, yes, quike player. He's actually talking about Apple's QuickTime Player.
*pout* I thought we were talking about Quake...
Oh, man. This one gets my vote for "Best George Ticket of All Time". My hole area can't send e-mails either, but I don't consider that a problem. Perhaps I'm just different.
But in a GOOD way!
They want you to stick what, where, how many times?
Baby! *pounce*
And what is wrong with me, that a porn reference is the first thing that comes to mind when I read that ticket?
I think of p0rn when I see "ticket." Mmm. But that must be warped, because there's not even an R in ticket.
I had WAY too much fun reading this...
(Now I'm going to have fun with lj spellcheck. Whee!)
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Date: 2003-01-05 02:13 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-06 04:35 am (UTC)*shrugs*
I guess I've known tonnes of people who aren't that great with English.
Still, way funny once I figured out what was wrong with each one. :)
(hm... maybe I shouldn't be an English teacher. ;))